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after the type of illnesses and injuries the Trauma Ward
            patients came in with but soon realised its named Trauma
            after the various horrific treatment methods employed...
           Fluorescent lights on full blast at 6am, needles stuck in you
            every  2  hours,  being  woken  up  for  various  types  of
            probing every 30 minutes, waiting 6 hours for a cup of
            water, being served a jacket potato with something that
            looked  like  a  pot  of  vomit  at  the  precise  moment  a
            Doctor had finished inserting two gigantic needles as far
            as he could into my shoulder...

           6 November 2010 —
           Spent  a  painstaking  hour  n  half  ordering  shopping  @
            TESCO.com 2 save my feeble self from traipsing round
            the  godforsaken  hell  hole  and  lugging  baggage  up  3
            flights of stairs to the flat - only for the website to crash
            at the checkout. TESCOs said not to worry; my shopping
            is still there in a virtual basket in cyberspace waiting for
            when  the  problems  fixed  which  could  be  anytime
            between 12noon and the end of time....

           8 November 2010 —
           Whenever I have the misfortune to go into Redditch town
            centre I feel like I've wondered  onto the set of Shaun of
            The Dead. Ew God, all the staggering, drooling, knuckle
            dragging,  hoodie  wearing  morons  staggering  aimlessly
            around 'Pound' shops trying to fill the gaping voids of
            their lives with "Hot Babe" sweatshirts and sparkly phone
            covers...

           9 November 2010 —
           'FLOG  IT'  I  stumbled  on  this  TV  show  yesterday  &  it
            confirmed I just don’t get it. Sum1 brings their Gr8, gr8,
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