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Christmas card; making snow balls, booting wheelie bins,
violently smashing the greenhouse in with a broom
handle....
19 December 2010
I had an 'interesting' argument with E-on who was trying
to explain that £24 a month was the minimum they can
charge someone who doesn't want, use or even have gas!
I won the argument with the absolute maximum amount
I was prepared to pay for gas I don't want, use or have as
being F*** ALL!
21 December 2010
I’m sending New Year cards instead of Christmas cards
this year and stress this is entirely for novelty value and in
no way connected to the fact that I never manage to have
my cards ready in time for Christmas despite having a
year’s warning of when Christmas is, every year for the
past 36 years
22 December 2010
Every year I think, I'll try my hardest and this year I'll be
better off and have more money to spend on people at
Christmas and every year I feel even worse off and seem
even more impoverished than the last. "This time next
year...."
23 December 2010
I think someone has planted a subliminal trigger in my
mind that insights me to kill people every time I enter a
supermarket
