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unavailable'. Just as I was running out of places to look
for it and wishing I could get it to make a sound I
thought "What's that strange clunking noise coming from
the washing machine?"....
10 December 2010
I have replaced the phone which was destroyed in the
washing machine with a £14.99 one from TESCOs. Now
I need to work out how to get it off 'predictive text'.
Even if I try to text OK, the most widely recognised
phrase in the world, the phone insists on changing it to
the word MONK... I really hope I figure this out soon
before I get to the stage where I have to finally resort to
the extreme measure of reading the instruction booklet!
12 December 2010
"I can't reach the ceiling" is never a good sentence to hear
from a 6 year old. It turned out my nephew, who's
obsessed with playing Hangman, was trying to construct
a working hangman noose to play with from the living
room ceiling.... of course, I had to intervene immediately.
I mean, Plasticine is never going to hold up a noose is it!?
So young and so much to learn little boy....
17 December 2010
Why do people say you can tell a lot about a woman by her
shoes? If that was true I would be more style than
substance, always high and very unstable. .... Oh yeh.
18 December 2010
Oh the charming, picturesque scene of my little nephew
playing in the snow, so reminiscent of a Dickensian style
