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package the other day and when I asked him if there
were 2 of him he said "No Nonna, Mommy would have
had to pay extra for 2 of me", where on Earth does he
think we got him from! Boy’s R Us?
23 November 2010
Oh Jesus God! Just when I thought things couldn't get a
shite site worse, Terry Wogan appears on a TV ad
delighting over the belief that he can learn the art of
drawing and painting on a Nintendo DS "without having
to buy any paints or pencils"... Pseudo drawing with a
plastic stick on a plastic screen is nothing to be proud of.
NOT buying pencils and paints is nothing to be pleased
about
And as if to add insult to injury, the picture Wogan shows
us so proudly at the end of the advert, in an attempt to
demonstrate his newly acquired art skills is f***ing awful!
I think it's supposed to be a generic brand tree but it's
actually some randomly directed arrows topped with
balls!
25 November 2010
I find it strange that we are so genetically similar to
creatures like pigs - until I see certain people in the pub
munching through a bag of pork scratchings and then
everything becomes horribly clear!
9 December 2010
I must try harder. I haven't been Facebooking as much as I
used to have I?
I lost my mobile phone in the flat yesterday. Whenever I
rang it, I got 'the mobile you have dialled is currently
