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22 January 2011 —
           Mixed media collage; 'Home
            is  where  the  Heart  is'
            Contains  found  objects
            including  genuine  vintage
            materials  /  packaging.  My
            favourite  'objet  de  troves'
            in  this  piece  is  a  little  war
            time  packet  of  buttons  -
            the  packet  states  that  the
            buttons are of pre-war quality and only the packaging (a
            little strip of card) is for austerity. I love little details like
            that.

           22 January 2011 —
           Just saw an advert saying: "365 things to do in Coventry
            before you die" Surely to God there's only ONE thing to
            do in Coventry before you die - Get out of Coventry
           Plus, why have they said "...things to do in Coventry before
            you  die"?  You  might  not  necessarily  DIE  in
            Coventry....you might just get really badly beaten up!

           22 January 2011 —
           For today's torture, my nephews made me get on their new
            "Wii  Fit"  and  have  my  overall  'fitness'  assessed  by  a
            patronising virtual personal trainer. Having stood on the
            'Balance Board' and  entered  my details  it  turns  out  I'm
            overweight and 'unbalanced' with the body of a 60 year
            old.
           Well yeh, but now they also know I've got the body of a
            60 year old and I was trying to hide that under the stairs
            in the flats ‘til I got chance to burying it!
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