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And 'scrunches' and pants n bras that have gone 'greiyge'
            and grubby trainers....

           23 March 2011 —
           I  NEED  A  COUPLE  OF  BLOKES  &  A  VAN!  CAN
            ANY1 HELP PLEASE? I’ve been offered sum furniture
            which  I'm  desperate  4  (double  bed,  drawers,  wardrobe)
            but I've got no way to move them. Got to get them from
            Webheath 2 my 3rd floor flat in Astwood Bank & got to
            get rid of my existing furniture. I can afford to pay you a
            little bit 4 UR time and petrol. If you can help or know
            any1 who might please let me know. Thank you so much.

           31 March 2011 —
           Sitting in my car in MATALAN car park I wondered why
            the Hell the woman in the car next to me was gawping at
            me with a horrified look as if she knew I was mental.
           Then I realised I was belting out the "I'M MARVELOUS!"
            verse of Poker Face - The Glee version with my window
            down and my CD had stopped

           3 April 2011 —
           Shrink has told me to go out for walks. I can see how that
            would  help  me  if  I  was  walking  on  the  edge  of  an
            unstable cliff in a high wind

           4 April 2011 —
           Have decided to quit this life of drudgery and become a
            full time RENEGADE OF FUNK

           5 April 2011 —
           E-on  have  given  me  some  'helpful  suggestions'  on
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