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affording my electric bill. Among their ideas were:
If you have children & they are in need of new shoes,
make them go without 'til you’ve paid your electric bill .
Also, instead of putting your heating on, put on an Extra
jumper. How thoughtful of them! I might take their
Extra jumper idea a step further by also putting on a
balaclava then going & smashing their windows in!
18 April 2011
Do I look like a God Damn 'people person’?! Oh for
Chrysake. Under the pop up that says 1,480,229 people
'Like' God is one saying 5,660,399 people 'Like' The Bible
so I'm thinking maybe God wasn't the most popular
character in that book after all. Was there a sneaky butler
in it, or a wacky but brilliant detective? People love those
20 April 2011
I am preparing for the arrival of both nephews for a
sleepover. Hatches are being battened down, tranquilisers
are being stocked up on, protective clothing is being
donned and as I gather up anything around my flat that
might be 'inappropriate' for small children, it's dawning
on me that I might need to rent a commercial storage
facility
23 April 2011
Thinking of that advert where those two, elderly
picnickers accidentally get on a rollercoaster, when I
finally reach the end of my life, Oh happy day, I just want
my gravestone to read 'what cheese was that!?'
25 April 2011
Feeling sad, melancholy, depressed. I've got loads of
