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out so I can sell them to Japanese people as an
aphrodisiac. (My kidneys are clearly no use to anyone and
I've already sold my soul on eBay to someone with the
user name Lucy4-666)
7 September 2010
Can't I return this 'gift' and just have the humour without
the pathos? The comedy without the tragedy!
8 September 2010
I just heard my friend had a baby so, to celebrate, I'm off
to buy some of that lovely, white powder and a tiny silver
spoon. . . . Then I might get something for the baby as
well....
8 September 2010
I’m having one of those weeks where its barely worth
chewing through the straps.
I have been seen eating buttons that look like pills and
shooting at birds in the wallpaper "I was happy in the
haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable
naaaah-ow!"
12 September 2010
I have struggled up from picking paper towels off the
floor of the men's toilets this morning and smashed the
back of my already aching head on the sink, I thought to
myself "Oh the Glamour of it all!...The Sparkling,
Infinite F***ing Glamour of it all!"......
12 September 2010
I’m sick n f***ing tired of the apparently relentless
