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what Ombudsmen look like...are they like Oomph
Lumpers?
8 August 2011
Quite a while ago I realised that I kept seeing the number
11.11 all the while (like when I looked at my phone it
would be on 11.11am) Having a rather insatiable appetite
for knowledge a vivid imagination rather a manic mind
this reoccurring coincidence inspired me to study
synchronicity and numerology. This guy has gone well
into it! Are we part of a big pattern or are we just finding
patterns because we are looking
9 August 2011
Are current events parts of the planets natural selection
process to eliminate fleece and trainer wearers? I tried to
tell you this era of appalling dress sense spelled doom!
You all think I'm crazy but I haven't seen anyone rioting
whilst wearing a silk crepe d'chine Schiaparelli number or
a Givenchy twin set! The 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse
are hurtling towards us - one in trainers, one in Adidas
bottoms and one wearing a scrunchie! The final one
wearing a fleece!
10 August 2011
Reports of looting in Redditch! Maybe someone who's
never been to Redditch before has arrived, took one look
at it and reached the understandable assumption that it’s
already been the scene of a riot. They could be forgiven
for being mistaken.
10 August 2011
CONFESSES IN THE MIDST OF THE LOOTING &