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what  Ombudsmen  look  like...are  they  like  Oomph
            Lumpers?

           8 August 2011 —
           Quite a while ago I realised that I kept seeing the number
            11.11  all  the  while  (like  when  I  looked  at  my  phone  it
            would be on 11.11am) Having a rather insatiable appetite
            for knowledge a vivid imagination rather a manic mind
            this  reoccurring  coincidence  inspired  me  to  study
            synchronicity  and  numerology.  This  guy  has  gone  well
            into it! Are we part of a big pattern or are we just finding
            patterns because we are looking

           9 August 2011 —
           Are  current  events  parts  of  the  planets  natural  selection
            process to eliminate fleece and trainer wearers? I tried to
            tell you this era of appalling dress sense spelled doom!
            You all think I'm crazy but I haven't seen anyone rioting
            whilst wearing a silk crepe d'chine Schiaparelli number or
            a Givenchy twin set! The 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse
            are hurtling towards us - one in trainers, one in Adidas
            bottoms  and  one  wearing  a  scrunchie!  The  final  one
            wearing a fleece!

           10 August 2011 —
           Reports  of  looting  in  Redditch!  Maybe  someone  who's
            never been to Redditch before has arrived, took one look
            at it and reached the understandable assumption that it’s
            already been the scene of a riot. They could be forgiven
            for being mistaken.

           10 August 2011 —
           CONFESSES IN THE MIDST OF THE LOOTING &
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