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2012 isn't the end of the World after all; I'm going to be
            really pissed off.
           Well I might stay around to see what happens in 2012 ‘cos
            I  really  don't  have  anything  to  wear  in  a  Kaftan  based
            Heaven or Fleece based Hell. (Although being under the
            catchment area of Redditch you could argue I'm already
            living in Fleece based Hell)
           In fact, when you drive into Redditch there's a sign that
            says  WELCOME  TO  REDDITCH  -  TWINNED
            WITH PRIMARK
           Only has BOLD, ITALLIC & UNDERLINE Text settings
            but could really use a 'Sarcasm' button as well.

           21 October 2011 —
           I’m sick of people saying Redditch is just a load of shite.
            It’s NOT JUST a load of shite. Sometimes it’s a load of
            shite AND freezing cold as well

           21 October 2011 —
           For those of you who haven't had the grave misfortune of
            visiting  Redditch  (affectionately  known as 'The  Ditch' -
            it's very much like this, an absolute paradise of concrete,
            abandoned trollies, ring roads and multi-story car parks.
           IN  RESPONSE  TO  THE  ABOVE,  FACEBOOK  HAS
            REQUESTED  THAT  WE  APPOLOGISE  TO  ALL
            MEMBERS  LIVING  IN  LUTON  -  IT  MUST  BE
            FUCKING HORRENDOUS FOR YOU!

           21 October 2011 —
           I'm  trying  to  find  something  I  DON'T  LOVE  on  this
            store!  Genuine  '50s  Prom  Gowns,  Hand  Bound  Sketch
            books, Jewellery made of reclaimed objects, 'Sandi Chic'
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