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14 November 2011
Just when I thought I couldn't get any fatter, I've
discovered I can order Home-made, American Peanut
Butter confectionary
15 November 2011
Who'd have thought Arts & Crafts could be such a
dangerous hobby? I've decided to call it a day for now
due to a bleeding thumb, a blistered finger and a smarting
burn sustained from the hot glue gun! ("If I only had a
brain...”)
17 November 2011
Disabled old bloke rang up The Wright Stuff on
discussions about rising fuel prices and how happy
people are in this country. He said he can't afford a car.
He can't go out on the buses cos the buses in his area
don't have disabled access. He can't afford to 'buy treats'
but he said 'on the bright side I can't eat anything nice
anyway ‘cos I've got diabetes' EVERY FUCKING
CLOUD Eh?! He's disabled, impoverished, and
housebound but at least he's got his diabetes as a little ray
of sunshine to cling to!
Only a British person could have such a 'stiff upper lip' /
'on the bright side' attitude that they could see diabetes as
a silver lining!
I fucking hate that stupid response you get so often from
people "We've never had that before" "No one’s ever
complained before".... So what?! No one’s asking her if
she's had a kid frightened of it before are they? What
difference does it make
