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can think of on my quest to resolve the dispute with my
landlord over me paying for all the communal electric -
(breathe) I finally contacted SHELTER who claim to
offer free legal services re: housing and tenancy issues.
They've said they don't cover Redditch (ace. who does?)
and if they were me, they wouldn't bother pursuing it
‘cos if I do the landlords within his rights to give me 2
months’ notice and then I’ve got to find a new home!
Living the Dream!
25 November 2011
Thank God I'm not JUST a Manic Depressive - I'm also
an Arty / Crafty type so I know how to make synthetic
happiness out of left over wine, opiate based painkillers
and sticky back plastic
I treated myself to a new pill cutter in a fetching pink
shade. YES! Living the dream
27 November 2011
People always warned me not mess with Ouija boards and
now I know why.... does anyone know how to get
Ectoplasm out of coconut matting?
This time last year I was thinking, I've really got to get my
body into shape...and now I have. Unfortunately, the
shape is that of a giant pear
30 November 2011
A friend’s little girl over heard me saying that a guy I didn't
know had sent me a message on Facebook and she
immediately shouted "Do not reply! Delete the message!
Never arrange to meet someone over the internet! And
tell your Mommy & Daddy straight away! Those are the
