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worth of my hand made Christmas cards on my Etsy
store and wanting to get good feedback and give good
customer service I went to post the order off the very
same day. I told the Post Office woman I needed the
package sent via whatever is the fastest way to get it to
New York. To which she miserably replied "WE CAN'T
SAY WE'LL EVER GET ANYTHING ANYWHERE
FOR ANYTIME EVER." Mmm what a fabulous strap
line for a business that is. Like the Martini Advert in
reverse.
10 December 2011
Had the grave misfortune of having to go to Redditch
Town Centre today. Based on all the grunting, knuckle
dragging, lop sided, unibrowed zombiefied morons
staggering around the precinct, I reckon we could find
'The Missing Link' between Ape and modern man there.
12 December 2011
COULD YOU SPONSOR SOMEONE LIKE ONA?
Every day in this country, ladies like Ona have to walk
literally hundreds of inches in shoes that are only 'fairly
attractive' and yet, if just a few hundred people donated
£1, Ona could be wearing Alex McQueen inspired
Feather Stilettoes with Gold Brocade Heels. Donate £1
and help Ona out of the misery that is wearing only
'quite pretty' shoes and enable her to wear 'Savagely
Beautiful' shoes by A La Femme. Thank You
14 December 2011
Well I watch virtually no mainstream TV now. I get
everything from the internet or from independent film
