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joints  including  my  knees  and  even  my  back.  Well,  the
            choice  is  obvious  isn't  it?  There's  no  bloody  way  I'm
            wearing trainers!

           2 October 2011 —
           I  saw  a  recent  episode  of  Dragon's  Den  where  a  bloke
            tried to pitch a plastic stick for dogs to fetch. Call me old
            fashioned, but couldn't you just use...well...an actual stick?

           2 October 2011 —
           I watched a documentary on The BuildBerg Group who R
            leading us to a New World Order of mass slavery under 1
            single,  Global  government.  Apparently,  they're
            systematically poisoning us via our water supply & over
            prescribed  anti-depressants,  using  Global  Warming  as  a
            way  to  get  Extra  taxes  &  distracting  us  all  from  what’s
            really important in the world by controlling the media to
            bombard  us  with  Celebrity  Culture  until  people  think
            fame  is  the  most  important  thing  in  life.  Oh  how
            far-fetched!! I don't believe any of it myself....
           Anyway  can't  sit  here  all  evening.  I've  got  to  go  watch
            Celebrity  X-factor  on  Ice  and  these  anti-depressants
            aren't just going to take themselves. (I Might try taking
            my pills with Coca Cola though - this tap water tastes vile
            and it smells funny). Not going out tonight - got to save
            my  money  for  my  extortionate  car  tax.  Apparently  my
            tiny  little  Hyundai  Getz  has  'high  carbon  emissions'  or
            something

           2 October 2011 —
           About  10  yrs.  ago  I  joined  a  group  law  suit  -  suing
            Glaxo-Smith-Kline,  makers  of  the  anti-depressant
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