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move the shed he used to write in, half a million to shift
a shed?! Surely you always get 3 quotes don't you?! I've
got friends on here who'll shift it for £ quarter of a
million! (Actually, I've got friends on here who'll shift it
for nothing when no one’s looking)

21 September 2011 —
I’ve been given a Questionnaire to fill in about my Mental
Illness and one of the questions is 'How often do you
behave in a way which other people find offensive I
suppose I better ask 'other people' that? Thankfully the
question is followed by a note saying 'you may use extra
sheets of paper if necessary' (Might be needing those)

21 September 2011 —
I despise TESCO at the best of times but today they
actually managed to make it even worse by putting
temporary traffic lights on the mini island causing total
chaos and prolonged jamming of traffic. The Redditch
public in their infinite wisdom responded by dissolving
into total anarchy & abandoning all mental capacity.

23 September 2011
Weird request - but I am kind of weird - Does anyone
know where I can get hold of 'Industrial Bric-a-brac'?
Things like little machine parts, cogs, switches, hinges, old
keys, etc.? I'm after things like that to use in Steampunk
Art. Steampunk mixes Victorian style with the Industrial
objects of that era. Anyone got or knows of a junk yard?
Or anyone who has bits of junk like this to give away let
me know.
I think I might have to come into Worcester ‘cos I seem to