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“The yellow wigged intellectual tanned like a surfer
who nearly triggered World War 3 with North Korea.”

Without further due let us tackle our first subject: Donald Trump, of course. As you
may already have heard this American powerhouse left quite the impression
during the Armistice Day to commemorate the centenary of the First World War
and honour the fallen American war heroes who perished on French ground. But
let’s be realistic, It’s Donald we’re talking about, no not the cool, Hollywood
superstar duck, yes, the yellow wigged intellectual tanned like a surfer who nearly
triggered World War 3 with North Korea.

On Nov 11, during a rain-soaked and chilly day in Bois Belleau Trump was invited
along other nations Representatives such as Angela Merkel and Vladimir Poutine
to share his wisdom. Donald replied that due to weather conditions and security
measures he was unable to honour us with his presence even though some
sources close to Barack Obama claimed that the white house always had backup
plans for those cases…I’m not judging just saying. He came the next day so we
cool bro. Maybe he just had a bad hair day. It happens.

On another note our favourite ‘personage’ may not have liked the tough love
that was sent his way with the Femen activists blocking his convoy on his way to
the Ark of Triumph on Nov the 12. No wonder that 2 days later, He went on a slur
rampage criticizing Emmanuel Macron popularity pool, French wine and the irony
of Germany still occupying France through politics and economy. Huh...Huh ok,
his elections are coming up next, let me get myself some Camembert cheese and
sip on my Chateaux Briand wine while I watch duck Donald discount version get
shipwrecked.