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Whenever a woman asks me to guess
her age, it’s like deciding whether to cut
the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a f you borrow $50 from hose of you who are
bomb. I African girl- building life from ZE-
your

friend….Then give her T RO, No inheritance,
I can tell how productive I was at work $100 later she will still ask you; No backup, No connections.
by how much battery my cell phone has “swity when are you giving me May God bless you financially!
left when I leave.
the $50 you borrowed from
me”
adies stop calling men
The last time I was someone’s type, I
was donating blood. Broke because they
f you ever feel useless, L can’t afford to buy or
think about guy that
I give you the things that you
writes Terms and condi- can’t buy for yourself.
After five minutes of talking to you I
can already tell that all these books on tions.
your shelves are just for decoration.
will die for you” says
a chat with “Dear” and I
uys and girls who starts your boyfriend who
Why do people refuse to vote in elec- runs away from the pan
tions because they say their one vote G is not your girl is every time he throws the chips
she
won’t matter, but will gladly spend tons about to ask you for some-
of money buying Powerball tickets de- in…!
spite virtually no chance of winning? thing, my brother just go of-
Just have faith and vote. fline and protect your wallet,
especially this December. prisoner has more free-

dom than a man who
My buddy asked me last night if he A has promised a woman
could crash on my couch. I had to ex- to give her money,
plain to him that I have a girlfriend now
and that’s where I sleep. successful boyfriend is
one who makes more
A money than his girl- ear Lord, as we’re
D
We were so poor when I was growing friend and spend. A successful getting to the end of
up. I distinctly remember that one woman is one who can find 2020… Keep up safe
Christmas I got a battery with a little such a boyfriend.
note on it saying. “toy’s not included.” from all harms, there shall be
none missing among us.

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