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Editor’s note:
Sam Torme’s
inspiration for this
admittedly pointless
idea was drawn from
an episode of
Bagpuss in which
Charlie Mouse and his
friends operate a mill
225thatmakeschocolate
Launch a spoof Internet company offering free paper.
Customers who click to receive the free paper would
actually be activating their printer to print out a sheet of
their own existing supply with the message ‘Thank you
for shopping at InstantPaper.com’ at the bottom.
Sam Torme
4 June 2001
biscuits simply taking
the same biscuit out
of one end and
putting it back in the
other.
Open a chain of bars or nightclubs offering the public
the chance to perform stripteases. These karaoke strip
clubs would require exemption from local public
indecency laws and would attract a large expectant
crowd and the occasional exhibitionist.
David Owen
2265June2001
