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Editor’s note:
Toby Gunton pointed
out the ironic potential

for this idea to be
rolled out to other
businesses; pubs for
teetotallers, brothels

389forthecelibate.
Start a dance club at which people would be asked to
leave if they danced too well. In addition to attracting
normally shy and clumsy types onto the dance floor, the
club might well attract great natural dancers for whom
disguising such ability could become a whole new
craze.

Zoot

31 May 2002

Design an intruder alarm that, some minutes after
initially sounding off, would start up again with the pre-
recorded sound of an approaching police car.

Mary Slim

39012June2002