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Produce a DVD compilation of the all the goals scored
                       against, rather than by, a particular team in a season or
                       decade. The series would kick off with the commercial
                       certainties provided (at least in the UK) by Germany,
                       Argentina or Manchester United compilations.

                                David Owen

1359February2001
                       Develop a Chastity Pill that would be effective for 12 to
                       48 hours. The pill, which would completely quell any     Editor’s note:
                       sexual urges, would be force-fed to untrustworthy        This pill might also be
                       partners about to embark on a business trip or just out  used to ensure that
                       on the town with single friends.                         first dates or social
                                                                                engagements with
                                Steve Sargent                                   supposedly platonic
                                                                                friends of the opposite
13610February2001                                                               sex do not get out of
                                                                                hand.
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