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Produce a DVD compilation of the all the goals scored
against, rather than by, a particular team in a season or
decade. The series would kick off with the commercial
certainties provided (at least in the UK) by Germany,
Argentina or Manchester United compilations.
David Owen
1359February2001
Develop a Chastity Pill that would be effective for 12 to
48 hours. The pill, which would completely quell any Editor’s note:
sexual urges, would be force-fed to untrustworthy This pill might also be
partners about to embark on a business trip or just out used to ensure that
on the town with single friends. first dates or social
engagements with
Steve Sargent supposedly platonic
friends of the opposite
13610February2001 sex do not get out of
hand.