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take on his gremlin’s voice and make a recording for him and me. We
played it in my office and in a deep guttural tone a tirade something like
this emerged:

“Well, now you’ve done it. Boy, your family’s sure gonna miss you.
You’re gonna croak any minute. Look at you! You’re a nervous wreck.
You’re fat. Your breathing is shallow. You’re scared to death. You’re a
wimp, an imposter, and a no-account, and you don’t deserve a life. It’s
all a house of cards, Butterball, and it’s about to crumble; and when it
does, it’s gonna fall right on you. It’s all over but the shoutin’, Buddy

Boy. I can’t for the life of me imagine how you’ve managed to live this
long. The only reason you even have a job is because your boss can’t
see through you. If people in this world really knew you, they’d see that
you’re just a big, fat baby. You can’t keep up this pace forever, Sonny.
You’re probably gonna lose your job tomorrow, and your wife’s getting