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                                                 Item #4 (Advanced Level)








                                          From Herzl’s Balcony








            “You’re really not cool, what about the insurance renewal?”
            “I’m leaving Shuka.”
            “What, what, what? Herzi, Herzale, you have to have insurance, watching

            your car from the balcony all day long is not a solution!”
            “I’m switching to Nine Million, (I) want to save. I predict that in the future
            everyone will stop paying for an agent.”

            “Okay, you also predicted that we’ll live in Uganda, but people… what
            can we do, they’re not rushing to share a stairwell with a tiger.”
            “I  suggest  you  leave  now.”  –  “Ah,  you  didn’t  say  Herzl  Said.”  –  “No,

            (they’re) towing your car.”
            “Inspector! This is the last time I’m taking the car to Herzl!”








































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