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Item #4 (Advanced Level)

Always Return

“I always educate my wife’s kids to return. Com’on, whoever doesn’t load
well goes back to school today. Return! That’s why at our house we only
shop online. Let’s go! Yo’avi, what did we order?”
“A tablet.” - “What did we get?” - “Not a tablet.”
“What (do we) have to do?” - “Return.” - “Return! What a scary child. I’m
holding them, come on!”
“Now learn, excuse me, the kid here wants to return (this). Return (it)
Yo’avi, don’t be scared. What happened? Does this look like a tablet to
you? Oh, a receipt, look at how I do (it), what’s this, fourteen days? I don’t
have a receipt! Return it for the kid! Who are you anyway? You and you!”
“Wouldn’t it had been better if we bought from Machsanei Hashmal’s
website?”
“Machsanei Hashmal, sweetie, is too much of a quiet mind, no thrills,
mess, you focus on (our) livelihood, leave the education to me.”
New, Machsanei Hashmal’s website. No mess, no headache. Machsanei
Hashmal, a website with an address.

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