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A Nose Job - Only at Care

“Hello, I’m here for a nose job.”
“Nose, great choice. May I recommend our plasticombo? It comes with a
thigh lift, ear tuck and a drink.”
“No, I just need a nose job.”
“Cool. Which nose would you like? Small, regular or extra Gonzo?”
“Where is the doctor?”
“Lie down over there, he’ll come to you. Lidor, wipe down [lit. pass a rag]
over operating table six! Would you like a breast supersize [lit.
enlargement] for one ninety NIS?”
(You) can’t settle for professionalism. Plastic surgery - only at Care Laser.
Care, because we care more. Care medical services, take care.
“Is this for here or should I patch it up for you?”

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