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- Yeah, I’m not gonna lie to you, Kurt. You are very high on our list (почти
первый в нашем списке). And we want you to work here very much. So
what do you think?
- I think, I want the job.
- Fantastic. Excellent (отлично). Great. So, we’ll give you a pass key
(карту доступа), and assign you a desk (дадим вам рабочее место), and
a parking space.
- Excuse me, Mr. Turkanian.
- Why are you interrupting (перебиваете) me?
- Well, I just thought you…
- You’ve thought?! You’ve thought!!! You do not interrupt me when I am
busy. Do you understand me? And you know what, I do not want you to
pull your amateur bullstrap (чтобы вы начинали мне рассказывать
всю эту аматорскую фигню), alright. I am a professional. Do you hear
me? Do you understand me?
- Yes, Mr. Turkanian.
- So you should probably go to personnel (в отдел кадров) and get started
on your paperwork (начинайте заполнять документы). What was that
about? Oh, oh, I am sorry you had to see that. She can be a real bitch. Hey,
your timing is perfect (как раз как нельзя кстати). We’re having the
company BBQ next month. I hope you like BBQs.
- Oh, I enjoy BBQ quite a bit, actually.
- Good.
- Here you go, Mr. Turkanian, new copy’s finished.
- Okay, you know what. I don’t know if I would’ve done this.
- Yeah. Is there a problem with it?
- You do not hand in crap like this (не должны меня вручать такое
***мо)! It looks like you took a crap or dump (дерьмо или помойку) in
the printer, you are scum (подлец), I should fire you and burn down your
freaking house. I am this close to raping (изнасиловать) you. Go, write
it.
- I’m sorry.
- Office politics. Sometimes I think this place is like Emily McNeal.
- Is this how you deal with your employees? I’m not sure I want to work in
this kind of environment (среде).
- Hold on a second (погодите минутку), hold on a second. Car accident!
Oh, my God, is he OK?
- Hey! Not on my watch! No personal phone call, alright? I should smack
you in a mouth (дать тебе по губам). Using company time to talk to your

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