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And I use every other goddam word I can think of to get

my message across to the reader.

I am real and as raw as the first molecule of life.

If you are a foundational American citizen, you will

laugh and cry your ass off when you read some of my stories.

If you are from any other country in this world, your
suspicions about America being a nuthouse for the criminally
insane will be confirmed after reading this book.

I will bounce back and forth from Ebonics to

regular English to American Negroe and White Hill Billy
Country Slang.

I want y’all to know; I tell it like it is.

Because that’s the way I am, and that’s the way it was.

Today in 2021, I perform as a one-person band entertainer.

However, if you are standing outside of any venue I
perform at, you will hear the sound of an eight-piece band.

I create this sonic illusion because I can prearrange all
my backup sounds using a music sequencer.

The horn section, drums, bass guitar, synth parts, and
background singers are all computer-generated.

In my show, I play guitar, sing, and play the piano.

I perform for weddings, small pubs, cruise ships, and
private parties.

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