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I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!
Jokes I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!
Sorry, bad punctuation.
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Cop: “Have you been out drinking?”
Hey, are you going to a party and Me: “Uh yeah, I’m 28, I’ve been out
want to be the funniest amongst drinking literally hundreds of times.”
your friends? Why don’t you try
some cocktail jokes? Yes, you 3
heard it right. Cocktail jokes can What did the bartender say when Charles
help you become the center of
Dickens ordered a Martini?
attraction in any party. So, let’s
“Olive or twist?”
have a look at some hilarious
cocktail jokes.
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Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one
hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I
have?” Student: “A drinking problem.”
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A camel can work 10 days without
drinking, I can drink 10 days without
working.
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