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What have eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys drinking Bud Light and
COCKTAIL watching a football game!
Jokes 7
A guy in a bar: “Have you got anything to
drink?”
Bartender: “Water.”
The guy in a bar: “I meant something
harder?”
Bartender: “Ice.”
8
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and
you feel like a cactus; the only problem is
that in the morning the thorns grow
inward.
9
He was in a pub when he proposed. It was
very romantic — he got up on one knee.
10
What’s the only drink size they allow in
North Korea? A supreme liter.
11
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer
touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a
divorce.
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Went to an Abba-themed pub, the toilets
were amazing.
What a loo!
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