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This beer tastes like I’m not going to work
tomorrow.
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Jokes A man walks into a bar, with great live

band immediately goes to the bathroom.
He comes out and goes to the bartender.

He says, “you’ve got a great place, but my
buddy was here last night, and he said you

have golden urinals. Where are they?” The
bartender turns to the band and yells,

“Frank, I’ve got a lead on the guy who
ruined your sax!”

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1. A man walks into a bar and orders a
beer. As the bartender hands it to him,
the man realizes he needs to go to the

bathroom urgently. However, the bar is
crowded, and he doesn’t want to leave

his full beer on the bar because he’s
afraid someone will drink it. After a

sudden burst of inspiration, he pulls
out a small pad of paper and writes on

it: “I spit in this beer.” Putting the note
on the beer, he heads off to the
bathroom. When he returns, he’s

delighted to see his full beer still sitting
there with the note. Upon closer

examination, though, he sees that
someone has written on the note: “So
did I.”

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