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The Red Well-Read Reader

Story 62

March to the Golden Arch

When it is hot,
People should sit under a larch.

And when it is very hot,
People should march
To McDonald's Arch
Why?

To drink cold drinks so their throats won't parch.

Story 63

Larded with "Ards"

There is: There is:
The National Guard The playing card
The football guard The membership card
The prison guard The score card
And the face guard And the human card

There is: And there is:
The jail yard The hard rock
The back yard The hard problem
The railroad yard The hard look and
And the measuring yard The hard fact

There is:
The fat or lard and
The poet or bard

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