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wrong?”

My client said, “Judge, can I help it if you can’t get

promoted?”

When I went to visit him in jail, I asked him why in the

world he’d said that.

I love the scene in the movie

Back to the Future, Part 3.

It shows the lead characters in

a scene in the future where a

major trial in the courts had

only taken a couple of days.

Marty was amazed and asked

his friend, the old professor-

inventor, how this could be.

The old inventor said:

“Things run a lot better now

since they abolished all the lawyers.”

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My Closing Argument

Let me just finish this up by telling you the difference

between two very important things:

(1) education and (2) experience.

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