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“No, you’re right. You doctors definitely

have the better of us there.”

The theology may be questionable, but the point is

well taken.

There was a case where a judge was sentencing a

man for car theft. He imposed a 25 year sentence.

The man cried out: “But your honor, I’m already 59

years old. I’ll never live long enough to complete the

sentence.”

The judge said, “Well sir, you just do the very best

you possibly can.

“I can’t stop car thefts in

this county, but there is one

thing I can do:

“The next time there is a

car theft, the people will

have the peace of mind

knowing you didn’t do it.”

A client of mine was being sentenced for drunken

driving. The judge said, “Wow! You’ve appeared

before me several times the past 10 years. What’s

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