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A psychologist died and went to heaven. He was
greeted at the big gates by Saint Peter who said,
“Boy are we glad to see you! Come quick! God has
an ego problem!”
The psychologist took a couple steps backwards and
said, “You’ve got to be kidding. How can God have
an ego problem?”
Peter said, “He’s behaving like a federal appellate
court judge!”
If you are religious,
please note:
the pun is on judges,
not on God.
Some judges do have a sense of humor. This judge
fined a man for speeding. After imposing the fine
the judge said, “When you pay, be sure to keep
your receipt.”
The man asked why this was important. The judge
said, “It’s because you already have one speeding
ticket, and this one makes two. If you get one more
you get a bicycle.”
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