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We live in a sue-crazy culture. We’ll go the extra

mile to find some reason to sue.

Besides, the coach was just following the leading of

our government. You know we have a transvestite,

bi-sexual government, don’t you? Someone has said:

We used to have a tall, energetic, lanky

Uncle Sam,

but what we have today is a big, fat, lazy
Mama Washington.

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We Americans Have a Different Mindset

We Americans have a different mindset from every-

one else in the world. Some people say it comes

from lawyers, and our litigious society. They may be

right. But here’s a case in point.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American were

flying over the vast Sahara Desert.

The Englishman said, “It’s a beastly, barren place.”

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