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Lawyers Often Create the Chaos
Speaking of chaos, I like this story.
A prostitute, a doctor, an engineer and a lawyer
were talking one day, and they were arguing about
what was the oldest profession in the world.
The prostitute said, “Come on, it’s just a given — we
know that prostitution is the oldest profession. It’s not
open for debate.”
However, the doctor said, “That’s not necessarily
true. Early in the book of Genesis it says that God
made woman by taking a rib from the side of man.
That is a surgical technique, and so I feel medicine is
the oldest profession in the world.”
But the engineer replied, “Yes but earlier in Genesis
it says that God created the heavens and the earth
out of chaos. This is an engineering feat, and thus
engineering is the oldest profession in the world.”
The lawyer said,
“Who do you think
created the chaos?”
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