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I will now share with you.





                                            Commandment #1


                Every sentence of 100 words should have at least
                one comma. Note: this will also give English teachers


                a thrill because I understand they don’t get many
                thrills.






                                            Commandment #2

                Every group of 50 words should have at least one

                loophole in it, and for every loophole you create or

                find, you can increase your fee at least 25%.






                                            Commandment #3

                If you can’t convince the opposition, confuse them,

                and if you have no basis for an argument, browbeat

                and abuse the other party.






                                            Commandment #4

                Question everything, deny nothing, talk by the hour,

                and be utterly obnoxious — and vague as possible.




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