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I will now share with you.

Commandment #1

Every sentence of 100 words should have at least
one comma. Note: this will also give English teachers

a thrill because I understand they don’t get many
thrills.

Commandment #2

Every group of 50 words should have at least one

loophole in it, and for every loophole you create or

find, you can increase your fee at least 25%.

Commandment #3

If you can’t convince the opposition, confuse them,

and if you have no basis for an argument, browbeat

and abuse the other party.

Commandment #4

Question everything, deny nothing, talk by the hour,

and be utterly obnoxious — and vague as possible.

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