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I will now share with you.
Commandment #1
Every sentence of 100 words should have at least
one comma. Note: this will also give English teachers
a thrill because I understand they don’t get many
thrills.
Commandment #2
Every group of 50 words should have at least one
loophole in it, and for every loophole you create or
find, you can increase your fee at least 25%.
Commandment #3
If you can’t convince the opposition, confuse them,
and if you have no basis for an argument, browbeat
and abuse the other party.
Commandment #4
Question everything, deny nothing, talk by the hour,
and be utterly obnoxious — and vague as possible.
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