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She was very coy the way she worded it, but the gist
of it was, “Folks, how about an early inheritance?”
Of course we bought it and have loved it. We call
ourselves ‘the slave labor’ because we let them have
all the proceeds. We just work for them for free. Like
I said, it bridges ‘the generation gap.’
The Generation Gap
Speaking of the generation gap, this little boy asked
his dad (who was an important judge) how he could
get $20 to buy something he wanted.
To get rid of him, his dad told him to write God and
ask him for it.
The boy did write God, telling him why he needed
$20, and mailed the letter, just addressing it to ‘God.’
The post office didn’t know what to do with it so they
sent it to the President in Washington D.C.
He didn’t know what to do with it, but didn’t want the
boy to think God forgot him, so he sent him back
$10, hoping the reduction in funds would teach the
boy money management.
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