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Expectancy is a big killer of reality. A guy bought a
copy of Earnest Hemmingway’s book:
Across the River and Into the Trees.
He shortly returned the book to the bookstore and
wanted his money back.
He thought it was a book about golf.
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Another example of people thinking like lawyers is
the story of the businessman who had a terminal
illness and wasn’t expected to live. He wanted to see
his lawyer about revising his Last Will & Testament.
He wanted to put a clause in his will to benefit his
employees: all who had worked for him for 20 years
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