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Talking about expectancy, there was an elderly lady
who called the fire department. She said a man was
trying to break into her apartment.
The fireman told her she needed the police, not the
fire department. But she kept insisting she wanted
the fire department.
The man asked why she needed the fire department.
She said, “It is because I’m on the second floor, and
he needs a ladder.”
Expectancy can be a crusher. You must know where
folks are coming from. People don’t know the process
of education we go through to become attorneys.
And some people criticize how we’re educated.
Comedian Al Capp made a
remark about education in
our law schools: “If they are
going to consider that to be
education,
. . . then we should call
a bank robbery
‘a financial transaction’.”
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