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“So you are the one who planted the corn —

that was used by the distillery —

and sold to the brewery —

that made the liquor —

that was sold to the bar —

that served my client —

that caused him to have an accident

while driving home drunk.”

This is not logic, but it is a good

example of legal reasoning.

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Expectancy Can Be a Killer

Some people seem to think that lawyers are like

miracle workers. We can’t pull rabbits out of the hat

all the time.

If you get drunk, get in your car,

and try to run someone down,

don’t expect your lawyer to get you off

with an overtime parking fine.

In the law, false expectancy can really be a killer.

I’ve won cases that I knew I should have lost, and I’ve

lost cases I thought I had won.

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