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Life doesn’t just always make sense. As I said, it’s a

little bit like playing Russian Roulette.

It’s like the lady who wrote

the Kayro Corn Syrup

Company.

She said, “Gentlemen, I’ve

taken three bottles of your

corn syrup, and my corns

are still just as bad as ever.”

Again, expecting your lawyer to be a miracle worker

is a little like…

-expecting the government to reduce spending.

-expecting the Mafia to fight crime.

-expecting the fox to guard the hen-house.

-expecting our elected officials to be trustworthy,

and to be servants of the people instead of expecting

to be served.

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