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I think there should be a law in business saying you
can’t step on other
people in your frantic
climb to the top to
make the most money
possible.
Our Laws are Drafted by Lawyers
In beginning law school a speech by the dean said:
“You are about to embark on a course of study that
will try your very souls. Some of you will make it, and
some will crack. In fact, look at the person on your
right and on your left. . . two of you will not be here
at graduation time.
“If you are here and if you do make it, you will go on
to draft our laws.
“If you crack and don’t make it you become lawyers.”
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