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Dentists in Rhode Island used to have a law that said

                if they pulled the wrong tooth in a patient’s mouth,

                then they must have a corresponding tooth in their

                head pulled by the village blacksmith.

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                And in Oregon, you’ll be happy to know you are

                relieved from serving on a jury if you are dead.

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                In Michigan, it’s against the law, punishable by fine,

                if you spit upwind.


                That’s rather graphic, wouldn’t you agree?

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                In a small town in Nebraska, sneezing in public is

                prohibited.


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