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Plus if you’re a barber, it’s unlawful to eat onions
during working hours.
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I recall the story of the man who went to his doctor
and said, “I don’t brush my teeth, I eat garlic and
onions, and I don’t have bad breath. Why not?”
The doctor told him he needed an operation
— on his nose.
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If you enjoy kissing and you live in a certain city in
Maryland, there is a law that says no kiss can last
longer than 3 seconds.
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In Riverside, California there was a law saying both
parties must stop and wipe their lips with rosewater
before they kiss.
From a legal perspective, I would imagine that this
applied to both the ‘kissor’ and the ‘kissee,’ as we
would say in law.
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