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-In Alabama, if you wear a mustache. . . there is a
law that says you can’t wear it to church — if it
makes people laugh.
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In Indiana, a mustache is totally illegal on anyone
‘who habitually kisses human beings.’
But the law didn’t define the word ‘habitually,’ so
there is some latitude there.
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There are laws in some states that say a dog cannot
come within 50 feet of a fire hydrant.
I wonder if they put signs on the fire hydrants so that
dogs can read them.
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In New Jersey there is a rather awkward law that
reads,
“No dog shall be in public
without its master on a leash.”
Who wears the leash? Perhaps those who drafted
this law were Amish. They are the folks who say
things like,
“Throw the cow over the fence some hay.”
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