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In Texas there used to be a law that women could
not wear their jeans too tight or they would be
breaking the law…
—not to mention the seams out of their jeans.
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There is also a law that you can’t step on someone
else’s toes, unless you can prove it was ‘an unavoid-
able accident.’ I don’t think the girl in this picture is
having an unavoidable accident, do you?
Here’s another
alternative:
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