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I asked if I could quote him, but he said he’d hold me
in contempt of court if I did.-
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There was a guy in a
divorce trial who said
that all he got awarded
was the stuff that fell off
his ex-wife’s truck as she
pulled away.
One of the parties in the courtroom one day stood
up and said, “Your honor, I demand justice!”
The judge replied, “Sit down and shut up. Have you
forgotten where you are?”
I’ve discovered that going to court is a little bit like
playing Russian Roulette.
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