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I asked if I could quote him, but he said he’d hold me

                in contempt of court if I did.-

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                There was a guy in a

                divorce trial who said

                that all he got awarded

                was the stuff that fell off

                his ex-wife’s truck as she

                pulled away.











                One of the parties in the courtroom one day stood

                up and said, “Your honor, I demand justice!”


                The judge replied, “Sit down and shut up. Have you

                forgotten where you are?”









                I’ve discovered that going to court is a little bit like
                playing Russian Roulette.





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