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In the open courtroom one day,

                                                     after a trial, a judge made a

                                                     thought-provoking statement.

                                                     He said to both parties:



                                                        “If I have made either of you

                                                                     happy today,

                                                             I haven’t done my job.”



                 Another judge made a very interesting statement. In

                speaking to one of the parties, with whom the judge

                was irritated because the man was whining and

                obnoxious. The judge very sternly said:


                                  “Sir, the law is not necessarily fair.

                                         The law is simply the law.”
































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