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But in Russian Roulette you can only get shot by one

bullet. In the courtroom you can get riddled if you

are not careful enough.

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Lawyers Are All About Transferring Blame

In court, lawyers must often be very inventive, to find

ways from keeping their client from being convicted

of a crime.

We often try to do this by trying to transfer the

blame to someone else.

A lawyer was defending his client against drunken

driving citation and he put a farmer on the witness

stand and was examining him. His questioning went
this way:

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