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                Learning Tricks from Your Lawyer


                And other people watch us and pick up on our legal

                thinking traits.

                There is the story of the farmer who learned a lot

                from his lawyer’s way of thinking.


                A stranger walked up to the front door of his

                farmhouse and asked how much money the farmer’s

                bull was worth.



                Pausing to think about

                the question, the farmer

                finally replied,

                “Well, that depends!








                — Do you want to buy him?

                — Are you a tax collector?


                — Or did he just get run over by a truck?”




                I guess he’d learned some things from his lawyer.

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