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Learning Tricks from Your Lawyer

And other people watch us and pick up on our legal

thinking traits.

There is the story of the farmer who learned a lot

from his lawyer’s way of thinking.

A stranger walked up to the front door of his

farmhouse and asked how much money the farmer’s

bull was worth.

Pausing to think about

the question, the farmer

finally replied,

“Well, that depends!

— Do you want to buy him?

— Are you a tax collector?

— Or did he just get run over by a truck?”

I guess he’d learned some things from his lawyer.

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