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Learning Tricks from Your Lawyer
And other people watch us and pick up on our legal
thinking traits.
There is the story of the farmer who learned a lot
from his lawyer’s way of thinking.
A stranger walked up to the front door of his
farmhouse and asked how much money the farmer’s
bull was worth.
Pausing to think about
the question, the farmer
finally replied,
“Well, that depends!
— Do you want to buy him?
— Are you a tax collector?
— Or did he just get run over by a truck?”
I guess he’d learned some things from his lawyer.
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